Fuck I hate being too drunk to be alive. Not drunk enough to pass out and the world won’t stop spinning
: depressionista: what do these guys even think “the friendzone” is? you...
what do these guys even think “the friendzone” is? you aren’t actually banished to some nightmarish, eternal purgatory; you’re just being someone’s friend. women don’t just designate people to a “zone” and then never develop their emotions towards them ever. if she’s your…
some men just want to watch the world burn
omg I have never seen an animal so sad that is the cutest thing
districtnineand-three-quarters:
if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset
Reblogging because eggplant
Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.
I believe that it is called an aubergine.
IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM
In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE
NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND
at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours
you used the wrong flag France
(Source: risulana)
how to be a writer
- start to write something
- pause and read over what you have so far
- cringe
- backspace everything
- exit out of your computer
- cry on the floor
(Source: interrobang-ler)
*giggle
*gasp
*omg im going to cry
